And you thought office parties had to be boring...

LN (email to all employees): Today's birthday celebration for K---- will be at 3:00 pm today! We will meet in the conference room for some afternoon delights.
See you there!

Facilities Management

Office Manager: As everyone knows, all of our bathrooms are unisex; most importantly, the one upstairs is not only used by staff but by our clients. Lately there has been a need for daily clean-up, especially the floor by the toilet, please make sure it is dry. We need to make sure that each of us cleans-up after ourselves, so the bathroom stays clean through-out the week.

Everyone’s cooperation is greatly appreciated.

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HR: Think billable!

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MG to EL: It’s freezing - hold me tight big bear!

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TS (speaking on the phone to someone): Yeah, I know. He's so high maintenance.

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from an email between CM, SS and EE titled: "RE: SRA Christmas Party"

SS: and CM, I’m trying to make ASSHAT a common insult. So expect to be hearing a lot of it.

CM: What the hell?! I heard the term "asshat" a couple weeks ago for the first time in my life, and now I've heard it like 153 times. Why does that always happen?
I like the term, though.

SS: Proof that it’s been around a LONG time. From “best of craiglist” circa 2004:
Definition of "asshat" http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/41561259.html

EE: wow. well said. welcome to 2004, cm.